Smart Milk.

Wrinkled peas,
smooth peas.

Tall men,
short men.

White milk,
chocolate milk.

The coated proteins make the milk in your glass
go down cold and smooth,
traveling to your ass-and-gastric system.

When milk evolved in the cow's stomach,
it knew that it needed to become chocolate
in order to be more desired.
And everyone, even milk,
wants to be desirable.

Wait--
then white milk is smarter milk.
It knows that little children
won't drink it.
So chocolate milk and ice cream
must have come from
the dumbest cow in the world,
walking into its own trap of natural selection
on the dairy and frozen food isle.