The Home Stretch.

To Andrew Marvell:

You question hell
and if you're going or not;
I bet you're Catholic

now I'm going to hell

but I'm not going to lie
because I don't do confession

I don't really know why you wonder so much
because we're all going to die
at some point. Maybe from cancer
or from a disease-ridden fly.
Plus, your poems are kind of, well...

boring.